It's customary to get Milhouse tattoos to commemorate your third year of marriage. Hers and his, respectively. His very first tattoo. Awwwww....
"You have more than enough proof," said the doctor, so I'll be receiving my Florida medical marijuana card soon. Finally, my legitimately broken body pays off.
I've just realized how deeply I've been affected by the alcoholism in my family. I'm glad booze makes me as sick as it does now. My 20s were rough, but I learned. The last time I drank was when Laura died, but that was a special occasion.