- 2 older boys in the ball pit at Fun and Wheels when I was 4
- an ex, David Gallagher, who hated me for breaking up with him
- the guy online (possible statutory) who I only remember his AIM screenname, seventy7stitches
- that hot, but gross friend of Donnie’s when we all hung out that day in his basement
- a close friend/ex, Andrew Ammerman, who took advantage of me wanting to try a drug
- that nerd I went on a date with when I fell asleep at his house. I wanna say Brian?
- a friend, Brent Ginkel, when I was drunk/passed out on his couch