To celebrate the Cosby sentencing…

  • 2 older boys in the ball pit at Fun and Wheels when I was 4
  • an ex, David Gallagher, who hated me for breaking up with him
  • the guy online (possible statutory) who I only remember his AIM screenname, seventy7stitches
  • that hot, but gross friend of Donnie’s when we all hung out that day in his basement
  • a close friend/ex, Andrew Ammerman, who took advantage of me wanting to try a drug
  • that nerd I went on a date with when I fell asleep at his house. I wanna say Brian?
  • a friend, Brent Ginkel, when I was drunk/passed out on his couch